While productively meeting with some co-workers today .... my poor MacBook Pro was left alone helplessly charging itself on my desk... all of a sudden - the MAC PREDATOR appeared and began to open things, search for stuff and hack into my passwords - the MacBook cried for help since it did not recognize the greasy fingers that touched it! As a result .. my MacBook is now in therapy and will be resting for several days for it did not endure the abuse and violence it suffered ... the result of this abuse can be viewed in the previous post below! You may also see that supporters of this MAC PREDATOR have immediately pledged their admiration by commenting within the hour... wow ... what a sad world we live in ... beware the MAC PREDATOR ladies and gentleman, he's coming for a MAC near you ... Ps.. you may send flowers in the form of "apple store gift cards" to my poor MacBook Pro .. it would definitely speed up the recovery process.
5 comments:
With your Macbook down...an iPhone would certainly help you cope with this difficult time.
Don't mistake my mutual admiration for Matt Miller as support of this vicious attack.
I am Spartacus!
Phew...Spartacus - you scared me there for a second. Keep doing That thing you do ...
So HP's Dell's and Acer's are safe, right?
poor mac
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