I'd just like to come on record and state that the word BINGO is stinking cool! It always has been, and always will be. If you can't pull it off... don't blame the word - just take a look in the mirror and keep trying. Here are some tips to help you be cool by using the word BINGO:
1. Say it with confidence and authority
2. Look the person in the eye when you say it
3. Do not stress the BIN (as in Been)
4. Wear a hat slightly tilted to the left
5. Grow a soul patch or a goatee
6. Call someone up and say Bingo? instead of hello
7. Do it now! Trust me!
8. Sign your emails with the word: Bingo
9. Walk around and point at stuff while saying BINGO
10.Buy this
Your friends will think you're the coolest! Guaranteed...
Bingo,
Heredes
3 comments:
HILARIOUS - Cuban - did you read this? Take notes. : )
keep the word bro-don't listen to the critcs-they're all jealous!
i refuse to get bingo-ed by you! bingo!
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